Jahan se chali thi waheen pe kharri hoon

Jahan se chali thi waheen pe kharri hoon,
Mein teri mohabbat ki aesi gharri hoon,

Tere hath mein thi mohabbat ki gurriya,
Jahan pe rakha tha waheen pe parri hoon,

Tujhe bhool janey ka socha tha lekin,
Barri dair tak aaj khud se larri hoon,

Tere sang barish mein chhatri ke neechey,
Mujhe yoon laga jese mein bhi jharri hoon,

Teri zaat se mein bhi mansoob ho kar,
Atoot ang hoon zindagi ki karri hoon,

Mera bachpna-pan hai mohabbat mein shamil,
Mohabbat mein qadd se zeyada barri hoon..

Humain ab kho ke kehta hai mujhe tum yaad atey ho

Humain ab kho ke kehta hai mujhe tum yaad atey ho,
Kissi ka ho ke kehta hai mujhe tum yaad atey ho,

Samandar tha to zor-o-shor se lehrein bahaata tha,
Ab qatra qatra ho ke kehta hai mujhe tum yaad atey ho,

Beyaan karte jo hal-e-dil to yunhi muskuraa deta,
Ab wohi ro ke kehta hai mujhe tum yaad atey ho,

Na pooch tu us ki badnaseebi ka aalam,
Ke sab kuch kho ke kehta hai mujhe tum yaad atey ho..

1 Pathan ne pehli bar aaina daikh kar bola

1 Pathan ne pehli bar aaina daikh kar bola: Esko tu kahin daikha hai
Boht dair sochny ke baad bola:Oye yai tu wahi bagerat hai Jo shadi ka album 
mai hamara bewi ke sath betha hai

1 Pathan Bank lootny gia, Gun dikha kar sara paisa loot lia

1 Pathan Bank lootny gia, Gun dikha kar sara paisa loot lia
Lekin Us ke hath kuch nahi aya
.
Kion?
,
Kionke Sara paisa us ne manager ko de kar kaha: "Yai sare paise maire account mai jama kardo"

A Pathan calls his Wife

A Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta, Car ka steering, gear, sab chori hogia hai
.
After 5 minutes, 
.
He calls again: Aa raha hon, galti se pechli seat mai baith gia tha

1 kabutar Pathan ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha

1 kabhutar Pathan ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha
.
Pathan ne usey pakar lia, owr usey marne ka faisla kia
.
Usey chat par le gia, 
.
owr 
.
Wahan se neche phaink dia

Pathan: Doctor sahb Plastic Surgery par kitna kharcha ayega?

Pathan: Doctor sahb Plastic Surgery par kitna kharcha ayega?
.
Doctor: 2 Laakh
.
Pathan: owr agar plastic hum de tu?